Monday, August 11, 2008

DOUCHEBAG SPAMMER BLAMES SOCIETY


Oh com'on! If you're going to leech off the time and patience of others, the least you can do is take credit for the many amazing offers over the years! Without "Spam King" Robert Soloway, sentenced last month to hard labor, I'd never know what 0% APR meant! (Annual Percentage Rate -- Zero of it!)

Soloway was sentenced last week to four years for fraud, but what about more creative punishments? Like...
OPTION A - counseling inner-city youth on the pitfalls of spam-crime
OPTION B - work-release as a Myspace administrator
OPTION C - mock execution. Mock last meal, Spam.

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